Computer Dreams: first episode now available

DRAMATIS PERSONAE

MIRO: GLaDOS / Ellen McLain

TANGUY: Daria Morgendorffer / Tracy Grandstaff

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MIRO:

It’s a great thing; a hole.

TANGUY:

Yes; a hole.

MIRO:

What’s that? What’re they doin’?

TANGUY:

They're doin’ a knife, probably.

MIRO:

No; a blade.

TANGUY:

No; a knife.

MIRO:

(Puzzled.) Oh. Yeah. They say it’s the biggest one there’s been.

TANGUY:

They want a hole in my mouth. I don’t like to be holed at anything. I don’t like to be holed at all.

(Pause.)

I want to say something to you. Why did you pay so much attention to me?

MIRO (After a pause):

There’s so much room, you know.

TANGUY:

All the small sloppies were there, you know.

MIRO:

A hole.

(Pause.)

You’re not in a hurry, are you?

TANGUY:

(Spitefully) I am.

MIRO:

You’re in a hurry?

TANGUY:

Yes.

MIRO:

A bright storm of arrows.

TANGUY:

They’ll all come get you.

MIRO:

That’s all right.